WARNING:
CONTAINS PROFANITY, POLITICAL INCORRECTNESS, BINGE DRINKING, AND UGLY STRIPPERS.
CONTAINS PROFANITY, POLITICAL INCORRECTNESS, BINGE DRINKING, AND UGLY STRIPPERS.
FWD: An email America cannot afford not to read.
4/26/12
Hotel Etiquette 101
4/6/12
Your March Madness bracket is a joke, and so are you.
3/28/12
My resume is better than yours.
Updated: 3/13/12
Thank you, everyone. (Yes, that includes you.)
3/1/12
I'm sick of putting the seat down.
1/28/12
51 Things that should be banned from Facebook.
Updated: 1/27/12
You're not going to quit smoking this year.
1/9/12
The most important lesson I ever learned in the restaurant business.
11/29/11
I need one more open-minded person for a foursome.
10/3/11
Proof that the world as we know it is ending.
9/27/11
Your Daddy Can Read.
9/15/11
The most awesome, atrocious, delicious, disgusting, repulsive, remarkable meal ever.
9/8/11
An important public service announcement.
9/6/11
No one gives a shit about your status update.
8/25/11
How to get out of jury duty.
8/22/11
Domino's customers are idiots.
8/16/11
Stop asking me if I want to be a teacher.
8/12/11
